Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 290

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10. You know nothing about what's been going on.

9. It's for you to make it clear to him that that is what you want.

8. They gave you ten minutes them realised they hadn't checked the time for over half an hour.

7. The questions weren't that difficult, but they wanted you to give quite long explanations.

6. I'd keep all of the paint on that wall, then put the paper on the one nearest the door with gold strips.

5. We have to choose one damp field over another damp field.

4. She keeps being surprised that people don't want to keep giving her free publicity over and over again.

3. Keep in mind though that she'd always complaining how we never do anything with her and when we do she's really unsociable.

2. My throat feels like the plot of a real bad film, rough and uncomfortable.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's worth minions and minions.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.