Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 269

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10. This is a total joke.

9. Jazz's phone has been off all afternoon.

8. This is the first class of buses.

7. I always think buses are a reflection of a town.

6. It's like a secret life with him.

5. Let's remember who came up with the idea first, that's right, the inferior boss.

4. There's not real footage on it, it's all simulated.

3. Why would you want to wear a gold one, makes you look all blingy.

2. Assume Claire knows all about it, what's she going to do,

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know where I am or where I'm going.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.