Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 233

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10. There's no buses after 8 o'clock, that's it, we all go an hibernate for two days.

9. The threat is actually far less than you perceive.

8. For another year, I didn't send Christmas cards, beating the system.

7. People will look at you funny, but people do that the rest of the year, so no difference.

6. Oh yes, singing is such a good idea, let's get everyone in HR to do it.

5. There's not going to be a mass casualty event, why do we need all that bread?

4. I've got 4 years of wrapping paper in the cupboard, rest easy.

3. Fluffy, like a bear, but less deadly.

2. Stop trying to give manliness to that haircut, it will never work.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's time I started thinking about what to buy in the sales for next year.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!