Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 224

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10. Hold the line and I'll forget you're there.

9. Don't forget about those shoes you left at mine.

8. Pesto, that Jamie Oliver's is so highly priced.

7. Sit back, relax and enjoy the raised tables.

6. She said she'd never date a man who's eyebrows were bushier than hers.

5. They've not moved their barbecue for 2 years, there's a sausage on it I swear.

4. If you switch your seat I'll be able to show you that mark.

3. I bought a dayrider and was only going two stops, more fool me.

2. She's able to talk about doing stuff, but rarely does it, is there anything going on in her head do you think?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Is he a Twonk?

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!