Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 184

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10. Stick a needle here.

9. It's a bargain all the time!

8. I really want to meet your mother.

7. There's a streak of crazy running through this town.

6. Time to regift.

5. How do I tell him I think he's the embodiment of idiocy?

4. There's nothing wrong with that, sort of.

3. The wine was non-alcoholic, why?

2. He's the Grandad of the modern estate.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. His birthday card had all the warmth of a government deficit reduction plan, an icy feeling.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.