Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 127

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10. How could you not love me, now that I'm the only real man in your life?

9. Lets go downtown.

8. It'll be at an accelerated, or speeded up, rate.

7. It's 17 minutes walking distance from his work to the house.

6. Battenberg?

5. We have to go to Bristol sometime.

4. You are NOT laying a hand on me.

3. I'm 15 years old, how does he not believe me?

2. He thought no-one knew about her being pregnant, so when it got written on Facebook, that pretty much burst his bubble.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If this delay keeps up we'll have to plan who on this bus gets to repopulate the planet.

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