Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 123

"I'm raising bus fares in a recession, tally-ho oiks!"

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10. Tight-fisted bastard.

9. You can all have a go at these.

8. We're allowed to, we've got the shoes for it.

7. Shore it up with sponge and WD 40.

6. A sex pest is just an uneducated flirter.

5. The body isn't something we talk about on the top-deck.

4. There's dust all over him.

3. Get your hand out of there.

2. Can you feel nostalgic for S Club 7?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a dirty weekend, he should come back feeling filthy.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.