Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 35

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10 . What the hell is a caucus anyway?

9 . They had smoke damaged Christmas pudding for half-price.

8 . She can't carry a tune in a bucket, let alone three bags of shopping.

7 . No, it's the stop before that stop.

6 . I very nearly got hit by a flying champagne cork.

5 . No, there were police everywhere, needless to say, nobody got arrested.

4 . Only three-hundred and eighty-three days left.

3 . It's the kipper season.

2 . You can't buy class can you?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1 . She was happy when I produced three biscuits.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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