Sunday, July 15, 2007

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 15

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. That's not Beyonce, she catches the number 21.

9. I'm peeling like an overripe banana.

8. Time passes more slowly on this bus, I think it's this rubbish book I'm reading.

7. No he got cream for it, whether he'll use it is an entirely different matter.

6. They're on special offer, so I bought five, don't know how I'll get them home mind.

5. Has there ever been a change to a bus route that any pensioners have ever liked?

4. If you walk in backwards with your head covered in a carrier bag I doubt she'd even see you.

3. No, there's chewing gum on it.

2. How can you eat that at this time of the morning?

And the top rated line overheard this week as voted for by at least a dozen people in the Swindon Centric office is...

1. Since it was fake week, were all those people watching Big Brother just faking being interested by the programme?

Have any ideas? Or think you can do better next week? Let us know what you've heard on the bus by leaving us a comment and your suggestion could make the list!

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