Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 11

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1. I have no idea, just ask someone else would you.

2. Far more entertaining to put Davina McCall in that Big Brother house.

3. I'm surprised more people haven't made jokes about 'Paris Hilton using her get out of jail free card'.

4. She came into work wearing that white dress, she looked far from angelic.

5. What's worse, first or third degree burns?

6. You can get a far cheaper set of them from Ikea.

7. My potatos are almost ready! Can't wait.

8. Unless you'd come into work naked, I doubt anyone would have noticed your new haircut.

9. Like an archer with an arrow, we're going to miss him.

10. Just cut it right back when it starts wilting and it'll spring back up when it rains. We are still talking about roses?

Overheard anything? Let us know.